No More Perfect Scenarios

So Erik's last attempt at staying in Colorado fell through.  It wasn't a great shot anyway and I would have felt like crap had it actually worked out, so it's fine I guess.  But now we're in damage control mode, no easy choices left.  And now the hard decisions fall on my shoulders rather than his.

So this is crap.



He hates when I post things like this.


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Erik has been giving me gruff about being rough around the edges.  For like two years.

Following an "interaction" with Dimitri's mom he now even tries to pull off "MOM'S HATE YOU" which is totally not true, Dimitri's mom is just crazy.

I do say mean stuff though, sometimes super mean things.  I make a conscious effort to try to make sure they are *so* absurd that they can't possibly be believed as bullying most of the time, but you never know when you'll hit a sore thread I suppose.
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AND THEN: BORING FOR EVERYONE ELSE, AWESOME FOR ME - WEEK RECAP

[Tuesday]
Super fancy BrasserieTenTen dinner with a gaggle of gays (alan, thomas, and erik) to celebrate Beeks' departure from Boulder back to DC.  We were forced ("forced") to go slam some margaritas at the Rio beforehand because three white ladies wearing sweaters and poorly cut bangs were too busy drinking waters and talking it up THREE HOURS after they paid wouldn't leave.  Luckily we scored free appetizers, had lots of wine, and some of the most excellent food a person could taste.  It was fantastico, and I want Beeks back here asap.  I miss the bastard.
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. Day . One .

"I'm sorry sir, it seems that your bag which contained everything you painstakingly prepared for this 45 minute flight has been sent to a state 700 miles in the opposite direction.  This totally never happens, lol.  Good luck in fucking Durango with nothing but a camelback and some soy bars!"

Walmart doesn't have a single package of thermal underwear smaller than size Large.  I end up buying Life Intellect Energy women's stretch pants to use in their stead, women are of course generally 5 to 10 inches shorter than me, so they totally fit great.  They do however have underwear covered; I ended up with four pairs of bikini (read: string bikini) width, garish neon, single-ply briefs which make me look like a girl who bought a swim suit two sizes too small for her butt.  This is most assuredly not how the guy on the package looked in them.
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